Wondering about the mission of the IFPLL? Curious about how to join? Want to contribute to our cause? Just keep reading!

Every year for centuries, thousands of innocent little lemmings have thrown themselves off cliffs or run into deep water and drowned! And why is that? Because they're depressed. These poor little lemmings feel they have nothing to live for. They believe it will be better to end it all than to struggle to go on. These unfortunate lemmings need a champion, and that champion is the International Foundation for the Preservation of Lemming Life. We at the IFPLL are dedicated to helping these defenseless little lemmings find something to live for.

You are probably asking yourself, "What can I do to help the IFPLL in its goal to save the lemmings?" We're glad you asked! The IFPLL will gladly accept your monetary donation, which will be used to provide psychiatric counseling for one of these deeply depressed lemmings. With your donation, you will receive a picture of the lemming you have saved along with monthly updates on the progress of its treatment. You will also receive an IFPLL T-shirt with the IFPLL mascot, Peeper, on the front.

To make your donation now, or if you wish to help the lemmings in another capacity, send an e-mail to the Donation Department. You will be sent detailed instructions on how you can contribute to this worthy cause, and thereby become a valued member of the IFPLL. If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail the IFPLL, and we will respond as soon as possible. We thank you once again for your generous assistance in keeping the lemmings alive.